Holy crap, right?

We’re so excited, we can’t even type.

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DETAILS:
THE GAY AGENDA: CONQUERS JOE’S PUB!
directed by Josh Hecht
at Joe’s Pub (at The Public Theater)
425 Lafayette Street
Monday, November 1st
9:30pm
$15
Tickets disappearing fast at:

http://www.joespub.com/component/option,com_shows/task,view/Itemid,40/id,5297

And here’s a little video we made for “The Bully Song” just for you. May it make toes tap and hearts heal:

We even got mad press for it, as you can see here, here, and even here.

And what are we workhorses doing to celebrate six stupendous performances?
Why, WE’RE PERFORMING AGAIN!

That’s right. We’re taking the best of the best we’ve got, inserting some new ditties and mashup covers, ADDING A BACKUP BAND!!!, and taking it to that pinnacle of downtown dementia, Joe’s Pub!

Here you go:
August 26th
9:30pm
Joe’s Pub at The Public Theater, 425 Lafayette Street, New York City
TICKETS ARE ONLY $15!!!

Oh, and here’s a photo of Geraldine Page. We wish she could be there, but all of you will do just fine!

SURPRISE, FRIENDS!!!

You can’t believe it, right?

Well, neither can we.

Seriously.

We can’t even joke or be snarky about it.

We did it.

We made Ars Nova love us.

And it took some work. They’ve got highbrow taste. Maybe we just pulled the wool over their eyes.
For now.

BUT:

The Gay Agenda is IN REP at Ars Nova for June 2010!
directed by Josh Hecht!
Ars Nova
511 West 54th Street, New York City
All shows at 8pm

THE GREAT BIG BROADWAY SHOW!
is on Tuesdays, June 8, 15, 22, 2010

SONGSTYLES OF THE QUEER AND FAMOUS!
is on Thursdays, June 10, 17, 24, 2010

One show is only $15!
BUT:
Both shows are only $20!
http://www.arsnovanyc.com/thegayagenda.html

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SEE BOTH.
And as if you needed another reason, seeing both shows means:
MORE COOKIES.

Dearest little Cookie Monsters:

We know. We’ve kept you waiting a whole four months for our latest show.

But we trust that you were busy with scandalous things like Christ’s birthday or some other time-consuming tradition.

And now we’re BACK. And better than ever. And we’re back at Ars Nova, that Midtown safe haven for famous and infamous freaks like us.

We won’t waste anymore of your 2010 with pithy witticisms; we’ll just get right down to it.

Our NEW show, with NEW songs, and NEW outfits:

The Gay Agenda in
SONGSTYLES OF THE QUEER AND FAMOUS!
Tuesday, February 23rd at 8pm
Ars Nova
511 West 54th Street (just West of 10th Ave)
N/R/Q/W to 57th St; A/C/B/D/1 to 59th St; C/E to 50th St

Tickets are only $10 (!!!) and can be purchased at:
https://www.ovationtix.com/trs/pe/7902505

And fair warning:
Our last show at Ars Nova sold out two weeks in advance, so we urge you to buy early and often.

And finally, what if we said that, this time around, we’re getting a little help from our friends, namely director Josh Hecht, filmmaker Michael Lannan, and fine artist Derek Rippe? What would you do? Well, do it, because we’re saying it! Boo-yah.

We love you (and you love cookies!).

Famously,
TGA (Micah & Nicholas!)

SERIOUSLY, folks.

Presale tickets are ready for purchase.
They’re only $10 and the service charge is NEGLIGIBLE.
Here’s the link:
https://www.ovationtix.com/trs/pr/691075
No one has it yet but YOU.

We know we’ve been neglectful, and this is your reward.
No pithy comments. No snarky wordplay. Just cheap ticket love.

Please buy early and often.

Ars Nova is at 511 West 54th Street at 10th Avenue.
We’re UPTOWN GIRLS. How effing amazing.

We love you.
TGA (Micah & Nicholas!)